Should You Support Our Start Up Company?
Yup, You definitely should, We will do great things with the Bear Butt Team.
As part of our START UP for YOUR birthday we’ll make sure we send you an Official Bear Butt Tee Shirt!
Respond to one of our emails and we will send you the gift! Also a great way to find out more about us; our
story, coupons, free prizes. Find us on SnapChat – search BearButtTeam

So Many Hammock Straps To Choose From…
There are a lot of Straps to choose from! We make things easy on you with the best Hammock Straps out
there and a WAY TOO EASY MONEY BACK PROMISE WITH REAL CUSTOMER SERVICE. Take a look at our
reviews and be part of the team

Coupons For Daaaays…
Nothing gets me more stoked than coupons and Disneyland! Anytime you purchase one of our products respond to
one of our emails that we send you and we will give you a coupon for your next purchase. (It’s how we
get friends, we buy them)

Way Too Easy Money Back Promise…
Our promise is that our product is just as great, better or the bestest out there and we back it with
our crazy promise. For example if you get little Charlie some hammock straps for his birthday and he says
“Hey auntie, I hate hammock straps” you will probably smack him back to next week (You must be pretty aggressive) but what
you should do is contact us and say “Hey Bear Butt Team Specialist, I want a refund.” And poof we
will give you your money refund within 6 hrs and you can keep the hammock straps. Yea you can
keep the freakin hammock straps

Just be warned, we have Start Up growing pains. If you see our products in stock, buy now before
they are gone

Product Features

• IF YOU’RE USING ROPE YOU’RE JUST PLAYING YOURSELF – Seriously Bear’s Built These Hammock Straps With Polar Bear Strength and Panda Bear Softness, You Won’t Find a Higher Quality Hammock Strap in this Galaxy.
• YOUR LOCAL HIPPIE ENDORSES US… If you’re a Hippie you already know, If not ask the hippie down the street from you rockin’ some Rasta colors. If You want to live the Hammock life, It’s Bear Butt or die. Seriously be Chill and Adventurous.
• WE KNOW YOU LOOKED AT OTHER STRAPS… – No We Don’t Feel Betrayed, We’re Just Hoping that You Can Support A Small Start Up Company Reach Some Dreams. Our Bears Even Skipped Out On Hibernation To Put Together These 10 Foot Long x 1 Inch Wide Hammock Tree Straps. Each Equipped with 20 Loops, And Yes This Product Was Tested on Animals. That’s Why We Added Heavy Duty Triple Stitched Seams That Hold 1000 pounds(However We have tested higher for 1200 POUNDS or two of our kid-friendly Panda Bears.
• GRIZZLY STRENGTH? WE THINK SO – Over the Mountains and Through The Woods To Bear Butt’s Sweat Shop We Go… Our Leading Team Of Black Bears Designed A Tubular Polyester Strap(Whatever the Heck that Means) And Having Our Products Tested In The Alaskan Wilderness We Know They’re Tough, They Don’t Absorb Water, Mildew, Or Deteriorate From UV Light. DISCLAIMER: Testing On Animals Is More Accurate Than Testing On Humans, Sorry Animal Activists…The Bears were Paid well…
• QUIT PRETENDING YOU KNOW HOW TO TIE KNOTS, GIRLSCOUT – You and I Both Know That The Only Knot You Know How To Tie Is On Your Shoe. Treat Yourself Like A Cool Kid And Snag Some Bear Straps It TAKES LESS THAN ONE MINUTE TO SET UP, So Quit Wasting Time Buttercup And Add It To Your Cart…